This. Sometimes being an adult sucks. Remember the good ol’ days of having no bills, no mortgages, no car payments, and no real responsibilities beyond keeping your room clean?! I don’t miss having a curfew or being made to eat all of my vegetables during childhood, but there are times when I wouldn’t mind having…… Continue reading Being an Adult Sucks Big. Really Big.
Laughter. What a beautiful thing. What a beautiful, cathartic, glorious thing. And as adults, we don’t do it nearly as much as we should. Today, I was talking with my BFF on the phone. She is at the point in her pregnancy where it’s all she can do to have a conversation without getting winded.…… Continue reading Tee Hee Hee
I hope you could tell immediately that the title of this post is completely sarcastic. Because it is. I don’t know if I should be offended or amused. I’ll let you decide. So today I went to a sporting goods store to look for an Olympic weightlifting bar. I’ve done Crossfit for about 5 years…… Continue reading I’m a Woman so OBVIOUSLY I Don’t Know ANYTHING about Weightlifting
So clearly, I can’t be trusted to post my daily eating habits for my weight loss journey series. I thought about it everyday but something always happened to keep me from posting. So instead of a daily play-by-play, I’ll shoot for a weekly synopsis. I’m actually pretty proud of myself. Aside from a couple of…… Continue reading WLJ and other stuff
My motivation is dead. Pushing up daisies. Toast. Finito. Bitten the dust. Bought the farm. Cashed in its chips. Croaked. Maggot food. Gave up the ghost. Kicked the bucket. Met its maker. Six feet under. Sleeping with the fishes. Swimming with concrete shoes on. Taking a dirt nap. I dusted off my Harry Potter wand…… Continue reading My Motivation…Dead as a Doorknob
Whoever decided to make the weekend only two days needs to be tarred and feathered. Seriously. Weekends are great. The best thing since sliced bread. Well actually, since I’m on a healthy eating kick right now, I’ll say that weekends are the best thing since steamed cauliflower. That really doesn’t have the same ring to…… Continue reading Why is the weekend only two days??
Life is weird. Life is strange. Life is ironic. One morning, everything is normal. Same old routine. Things as usual. By that evening, it’s all over. Your life here on Earth is over. How does that happen? In the span of an hour, everything as you know it could be over. How effin’ weird is…… Continue reading Life…It’s Just so…Sigh