As parents, we’re constantly faced with any number of decisions that need to be made every hour, every minute, every second, of every day. He’s tired and cranky so should I let him take a quick cat nap even though its 6:00pm and his bedtime is at 8pm, so knowing that if I do, he’ll…… Continue reading Yes or No?
This. https://youtu.be/U08XWOx3XYM I can’t even express how much this short video sums up my entire life right now. I will never understand why babies don’t like to sleep. Sleep is such a wonderful thing. I would give my left big toe to be able to sleep whenever and however long I wanted to. So why…… Continue reading Go the F**k to Sleep
Today I watched my son take his first steps. Oh what a wondrous moment that was for me. As he side-shuffled those five little steps to his daddy’s awaiting arms, I experienced so many emotions. Shock, wonderment, sadness, excitement, anxiety, and elation, to name a few, all at the same time. But as I watched…… Continue reading First Steps
I’m convinced that back fat is something that evil witches cooked up to torture unsuspecting people all over the world. I envision them with their warts and rotten teeth standing over a big, black cauldron cackling and stirring bubbling, boiling pots of hot fat. Then they hop on their brooms, in the still of the…… Continue reading Back Fat is Evil
There was a time in my life that whenever I stepped out of the door, I was looking good. Hair done. Cute clothes. A touch of gloss on the lips. A light dusting of eyeshadow to make my eyes look bright and innocent. Heels on. In my mind there was an imaginary fan blowing my…… Continue reading I used to care